controversial stuff

Today I’m gonna talk about some very controversial issues. SO BE PREPARED.

1.      MINTCHOCO ICE CREAM/COOKIES

Yeah I’ve seen SO VERY MANY people on Twitter bashing this work of art because iT tAsTeS LiKe tOotHpAsTe. Seriously?? It really doesn’t!!! That is just- that is merely DRAMATIC. Just because toothpaste is also made of mint, doesn’t mean mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste. It doesn’t even make sense!!!!! It’s so unamusing that people cover up their weakness with the ‘it tastes like toothpaste’ card. I don’t have any problem w those who can’t take mintchoco but, really..??? ‘It tastes like toothpaste’???? Gosh. So unnecessary.

2.     PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

Listen,, as a pineapple-on-pizza-acceptor, seeing a lot of people saying it doesn’t belong in pizza just breaks my heart and I just *starts tearing up* can’t believe that *tears flowing* people think that way. *wipes away tears* Anyways, I personally think it’s great and I also think people should shut up about it like it’s something scandalous. Plus, pineapple on pizza is literally just Hawaiian pizza so just say u don’t like Hawaiian pizza and go. It’s really not that deep, everyone!! ^^

3.     ICE CREAM AND FRIES

Do I even have to say anything about this one? THEY’RE GOOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

4.     MILK AFTER CEREAL

This one, I respect everyone’s way. Whether u pour milk after cereal, or before it, I don’t mind. Why would I? The thing is, seeing people say milk-after-cereal-enthusiasts are psychopaths just boils my blood. Ladies, gentlemen, non-binaries, I don’t care that u like ur cereal’s crunchiness and sogginess bALanCed, ugh. So what if I like my cereal soggy??? That’s the reason we pour milk onto cereal right? If u really like ur cereal crunchy, might as well just eat it like that IDK. *unamused eye-roll*

OK, I think that’s the end of our discussion because this is all I’ve got for now. Phewh, that was roller coaster ride wasn’t it? A lot of emotions, a lot of things to suck up. Gosh.

But know this,

I was actually just playfully being dramatic like that, that wasn’t serious okay, I don’t mind everyone’s food choices. Let’s not yuck on other people’s yum shall we? And if u really read my statements, I didn’t exactly yuck on other people’s yum, did I? I was mainly just venting about people who do that. Don’t come for me. I’ll be back with more stuff. Au revoir~